In the beginning there were solids, liquids and gases. They flowed freely, as milk and honey, even unto the lands of the Pharaohs, where the fields of the Nile brought forth grain in abundance and there were many stores. The people knew not problems of flow, for there were slaves to fetch and carry and to serve the need of their masters.

The Curse

But as the stores grew ever mightier and their product multiplies, even without number, great misfortunes fell upon the people, for solids flow was not smooth, neither was it reliable, and the curse of the arches fell among them. And there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth because they knew not the cause as the ways of the errant masses surpassed all understanding.

Within their midst arose priests with diverse teachings. With curses and incantations the Hittites and the Hammerites proclaimed that the containers be smote mighty blows. An so it came to pass, they were beaten, even to destruction. But the evil persisted and grew in magnitude. Leaders of the Shaker tribe spoke - 'Let Vibrations be amongst them', and so it came to pass that the masses were shook and shaken without mercy, until some solids stood firm for all time. The Numo elders called upon the air in abundance.

The grains flowed and flowed, until the masses spewed without restraint and ran amok with the affliction of fluidity, and there were great floods in the land. The waste, sorrow and misery knew no bounds The Flowaid merchants prospered mightily upon the ignorance of the people, the blind led the blind through the troughs of complexity, and the people wept.

The Prophet

But it came to pass in time that a prophet by the name of Jenike arose in the new world of the west. He prayed for mans understanding to grow, and withdrew unto the barren wilderness of the salt plains, even to the village of Utah, to study the scriptures of the wise men. In long years of toil among sackcloth and ashes, he explored the mysteries of the soils, wherein a great awareness fell upon him, and he say the light, for he then knew the law, and it was good.

"Yea must measure the strength of the soil and know how it slides" he taught, "Only then will the great tables show thy needs. The bulk will yield and the masses will flow, Yea, even unto the last grain". He called upon his keen disciple and scribe Johanson, and together they brought forth might tomes in the form of holy scrolls, who's numbers were Bull. 108 and 123.

The Knowledge

The word spread throughout the lands, to the far corners of the earth, even unto the land under the earth, where strange tribes abide who throw, in their wisdom, curved sticks which ever return to the sender. The fame of the prophet Jenike grew as his work knew no failures. Miracles came to pass, as even when the measured values were not even and the skills of the priests varied, the tables gave wondrous results and there was great joy in the land at these achievements.